Woo hoo! Coruscant vacation!
I'm gonna go get me some Twi'lek action! Better stock up on the deathsticks while I'm there too.
Word has it that the Emperor himself will be at the big meeting before we board the "Death Star." I bet he'll have some typically cheerful words of wisdom. You know, I never understood why he doesn't go to a Bacta resort to liven up that skin of his. I heard someone compare his complexion to the ass of a female Hutt the other day. Needless to say, I stepped far away from the brave soul who said that.